#1010

You've ordered me to update this
and I feel I must comply,
so I reached into my mind's abyss
and pulled out something wry.

Line after line of cheesy crap
flows from my fingertips,
and before you beat me with a strap
I have to tell you this:

You're the best listener I've ever met,
and you're really quite the pearl.
I hope to death you won't forget
you're my favorite emo girl.

Happy birthday.